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| “ | Hello friendy-wend, my name's Wiggly, and I love a good tickley touch on my belly-well. I want to be your bestest buddy-wud, your palsy-walsy. In fact, I wuv you. But here's the pickle, pumpernickle: your precious playmate Wiggly is the most anticipated toy release of the twenty-first century. And on the busiest shopping day of the year, the shoppy-shop people will come, one and all! Like shoppy-shop sheeple they'll herd to the mall, and those people, those sheeple, the tall and the small will fall and they'll crawl and they'll brawl for a doll! Hehe! That tickles. So join me, won't you, this holiday season? In the black... | „ |
| ~ Wiggly in the Black Friday teaser trailer. |
Wiggog Y'Wrath, better known as Wiggly, is the main antagonist of Starkid's Hatchefield Universe, serving as the main antagonist of Black Friday and the overarching antagonist of Nightmare Time and Nerdy Prudes Must Die.
The leader of the Lords in Black, Wiggly is a sadistic, Satan-like figure, who wishes to remake the multiverse in his own image.
He is voiced by Jon Matteson, and his human form is also played by him.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
- He desires to massacre people across every timeline that isn't his to shape it to his personal sadistic desires, enslaving and killing billions upon billions.
- As the leader of the Lords in Black, Wiggly is at fault for most of their actions, most notably the sacrifices their followers have done for them, such as Willabella Muckwab killing many children to write the Black Book for them with the blood of said kids.
- He corrupted Wilbur Cross into Uncle Wiley, turning him into his faithful servant, which led to Wiley killing Miss Holloway in about half the timelines, taking her head and denim jacket as trophies and eating her heart.
- Wiggly soon planned to manifest himself in the human world, and had Uncle Wiley mass-produce Tickle-Me Wiggly dolls that manipulate the minds of adults into wanting to buy it to the point of obsession.
- The riots in Lakeside Mall ended up causing a lot of chaos, death, and destruction.
- Ethan ended up being beaten to death under the mere suspicion that he may have been hiding a doll in his jacket.
- Tom got stabbed by Barry Swift, and Becky needed to hide him in the Cineplex so he can properly recover.
- Frank had his throat slit by Linda after she started a cult in the mall in the name of Wiggly.
- His influence warped Becky and Tom, two relatively kind and caring people, into cruel monsters willing to attack and sedate Hannah in order to get a Wiggly doll.
- Lex nearly ended up getting strangled to death by one of the mall cultists, Sherman Young, and wouldn't have been able to stop Wiggly's birth if not for MacNamara providing her with his gun.
- Hannah and Becky nearly got executed by Linda, in spite of Hannah merely being thirteen years old at the time.
- Due to Wiggly's influence, many of the mall cultists died in the fire Lex set rather than abandon the last Wiggly doll.
- He nearly caused the government to go mad and murderous too, if not for MacNamara shooting the doll they had in their possession.
- He used a fake Ethan to try to lure Hannah out of hiding to kill her, only to sadistically taunt her when she said that Webby told her about Ethan's death.
- When Hannah denied Wiggly and said that Webby told her not to trust him because he's bad and wants to trick her, he called Webby, his sister, a "stupid bitch", and threatened to peel Hannah, who is only thirteen, like a banana, and eat her.
- When President Goodman entered the Black and White to try to negotiate with Wiggly, he merely laughed in his face and tried to "deck the halls" with his guts, causing MacNamara to need to sacrifice himself and become one with the Black and White to save the president.
- When President Goodman tried to nuke the Black and White, Wiggly instead sent the nuke to Moscow, obliterating it and leading to the instigation of World War III, as Russia believed America sent the nuke on purpose.
- Wiggly taunted him over this too, delighted at all the death he's caused.
- While he failed to incarnate in the physical world, the whooshing sound at the end of What If Tomorrow Comes is implied to be a retaliation nuke from Russia, likely killing everyone in Hatchetfield, meaning he still destroyed most of the world.
- Upon being summoned to stop Max Jägerman along with the other Lords in Black, Wiggly was at first reluctant due to wanting to see Max kill them, before ending up forcing a deal in which one's most cherished thing must be sacrificed, making Stephanie believe she has to kill Pete to stop Max from killing billions of people.
- While he accepted Grace's sacrifice of her chastity which allowed them to not need to kill anyone innocent, it doesn't make him honorable, as he still required an incredibly personal sacrifice from her.
- He dragged Max into Drowsy Town, and while he had it coming, Wiggly didn't care about what he did, he simply did it for the sake of his own satisfaction and amusement.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- While he's completely devoid of redeeming qualities, and he and the rest of the Lords in Black are the darkest things in the Hatchetfield universe, Hatchetfield is still a horror comedy where the ramifications of a lot of Wiggly's crimes are portrayed in an incredibly silly light, with most of the fighting during the Black Friday riot being portrayed as silly, and the Mall Cult being incredibly goofy, with their "prophet", Linda, constantly being on call with her husband, who's waiting outside in her car, their blind obedience causing them to even repeat Linda's small mistakes she tries to correct them on, and their rather ridiculous way of referring to a Tickle-Me Elmo parody as a godly being.
External Links[]
- Wiggly on the Villains Wiki
- Wiggly on the Starkid Wiki
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 Inconsistently Heinous
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