| NOTE: Some of this is copied from my previous SMG4 proposals, but I wrote 'em, so no plagiarism is involved in making this proposal. Also, I know the series hasn't ended (despite it being pretty close), but I doubt they're bringing him back especially given his final fate and there's no way he becomes less inconsistent or less heinous. |
Prolly the angriest character in SMG4 history.
Watts up Inconsistently Heinous Wiki. Welcome to my fifty-fifth proposal. So, I still really want to harvest gold from the mine we all know is SMG4 with it still having plenty of candidates to be proposed by people and probably even more candidates in the future. Now, I am going to upload the long-awaited Mr. WPNZ proposal from the SMG4 series (there's some more like especially Wren tho). Since it's been a while since WOTFI 2025 and the FINAL WOTFI has released, I've decided to do this now. Anyways, let the trial commence!
What's the Work?[]
SMG4 is an Australian adult-animated comedy web series by Luke and Kevin Lerdwichagul. It involves Mario, SMG4 and their friends going on various adventures meeting dangerous foes, though only Mario meets Patrick Star, our candidate for today.
Who is He? What Has He Done?[]
Mr. "WPNZ" is a major antagonist in the series.
He was an assassin working with his ex-girlfriend Karen Katphish that killed many people in their assassination job. One day, they ended up truly connecting with each other when they had a big-time client and high stakes. However, WPNZ suddenly left her for no reason when she was pregnant.
However, WPNZ then tries reconnecting. He orders Mario Mario to kidnap Karen's children. He then has them play a little game of Minecraft for assassination training, and he is impressed by their skills. Mario is captured and put to interrogation by Karen and SMG4, but he gives nothing useful and escapes. Later, Mario uses WPNZ's hand as a weapon to fight them both, but he ends up badly injuring SMG4 and feels bad, while Karen heads off to the culprit. She discovers that this person is her ex-boyfriend.
Karen arrives at her house to find the kids and WPNZ, until she sees they are fine and just having pizza. They then have an argument as the kids are away, but then WPNZ tells them about their backstory of assassination. Karen tries twisting it into being more kind, but then they had an argument after the part where WPNZ abandoning Karen is brought up. Then WPNZ leaves, but not for long.
One day, they all encounter WPNZ again. He then teaches Karen's children about weaponry, but Karen wants nothing to do with this and ends up kicking him and then leaving with all three of her children.
WPNZ still isn't giving up, so he meets up time to time yet again. Later, Karen gives WPNZ a chance, and wouldn't you know it, he is actually improving seemingly. He is good with the kids and seems to have changed. That is, until he brings up assassination jobs. Karen tries having her kids not join him, but they end up doing so anyways.
WPNZ and his kids then end up going to an assassination job. One time, they are surrounded by guards, with one kid even being choked and the others being scared. WPNZ's reaction? He toughly tells them to be stronger, not caring that they are scared and one of them is on the verge of death.
Luckily, Karen ends up coming in, taking care of the guards, and then saving all three of her children. WPNZ appears and tells her to piss off, but then they got into a fight. In the end, Karen is victorious and seemingly kills Mr. WPNZ and the rest then end up heading off back home.
However, WPNZ actually survives, and then ends up forming an alliance with Mr. Puzzles who is currently in prison. Mr. Puzzles also ends up allying with Toomp, a killing machine. Mr. Puzzles also one-time fakes WPNZ as a dying elderly man to regain Meggy's trust to reduce his sentence to life. Later, Toomp ends up repairing WPNZ as a machine again.
Toomp and Mr. WPNZ also end up stealing various valuables from the SMG4 Crew, including Meggy's despite Mr. Puzzles telling him specifically not to do that, but WPNZ doesn't care. They fail at doing the same to Mario who is alerted and then ther est know about this. WPNZ and Toomp try stealing again but are caught. They both try to kill them off despite Mr. Puzzles' warning but then flee.
Later, Toomp and WPNZ arrive at prison to break out Mr. Puzzles currently having a show as a distraction. They ended up coming in too early, so they immediately head off and pretend this is part of the show. Mr. Monitor was initially fooled but then gained awareness and called the police on them. They got fooled by them however.
Mr. Monitor then end up releasing the Death Cube to Mr. Puzzles, Mr. WPNZ and Toomp. They all successfully escape however as Mr. Puzzles enters the Showgrounds to meet Meggy to reduce his sentence, with WPNZ and Toomp fooled into thinking it's a planned kidnapping. WPNZ suddenly arrives and tries kidnapping Meggy, but Puzzles saves her and seems to have changed.
Toomp is free however and also frees WPNZ which he tries telling everyone the truth, but they get sent to a pocket dimension. They begin fighting a lot and, in the end, WPNZ is victorious but then Puzzles stuns him. Meggy already knows however and Puzzles is sad, but then WPNZ comes in and tries killing him, only for the Death Cube to barge in and try killing himself.
WPNZ and Toomp also end up going to an assassination job in order to kill Mario Mario. It's secretly a trap for them to be killed by the Death Cube however, but they ended up escaping from it with Mario still being able to live.
WPNZ and Toomp then go searching for Mr. Puzzles, still devastated at his betrayal. They found SMG4 and they try running from him but then they found Puzzles with the YouTube remote which he then begins using it to make things right, only causing a lot of time chaos.
WPNZ and Toomp then appear and gain control of the remote and pauses Puzzles and SMG4, saying Puzzles' time traveling doesn't change a thing about his betrayal. SMG4 then tells Mario WPNZ insulted him which he gets mad.
Eventually, shit goes down as all the previous villains end up coming back to fight the crew. WPNZ, despite being told that only Puzzles can fix the remote to prevent the destruction of the universe, joins in with the villains. The villains all lose however but WPNZ tries killing Puzzles only to forgive him. They also blow up Mario I guess. The universe begins destroying itself so Puzzles and WPNZ aid to stop it by sealing the hole from the inside. The universe is then saved, at the presumed cost of their own lives.
Is He Heinous Enough?[]
Oh boy, SMG4 is pretty well-known for its gigantically high heinous standards and quite a lot of things have changed since The SMG4 Cosmology Lore which made the standards even higher. We have:
- Niles - He destroyed countless of universes and also tried destroying the main universe.
- SMG3 - He blew up the Earth twice.
- Waluigi- He turned all of the Mushroom Kingdom into T-Pose zombies putting them into FWTDs.
- Ztar- He tried to destroy the world which no one else did at the time.
- Lawyer Kong- He got Miyamoto to sign the Super DMCA thus temporarily killing every non-Nintendo character and turned the Mushroom Kingdom into a police state.
- Mr. Puzzles - He brainwashed the whole world into fates worse than death as well as committing various cruel acts to the SMG4 Crew.
Even with all this in mind, however, I think WPNZ can get by. First off, none of these are fair comparisons given he's just an assassin with advanced weapons and not an eldritch entity. Second off, he does have some unique family cruelty up his sleeve given he forced his own children into assassination jobs, and we can see that they don't want this and one of them is even on the verge of death, and we also see Karen's own assassination job greatly affected her, so apply that to three kids.
Oh, and his last appearance also gives a massive boost on heinousness; he tries killing Mr. Puzzles even though SMG4 literally said he is the only one capable of fixing the YouTube remote, and if he doesn't, the universe will literally be destroyed. Instead of stop trying to kill Mr. Puzzles, he ends up joining the villains, seeing the heroes as full threats now to his plans (btw almost no other villain except Toomp knew about this, they just wanna kill the heroes). The only other villains with this are Bob Bobowski who did it by accident (albeit remorselessly on top of his accumulation of crimes even tho none are unique), the Box Club Leader who has nothing else on his belt (has low screentime tho) and Niles who has far more resources.
So yeah, I think he has enough heinousness to pass.
Non-Preventions?[]
None.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
Simple, this is SMG4 we're talking about here, a shitpost meme series portrayed through Garry's Mod that isn't taken seriously at all. Mr. WPNZ is somewhat of an exception, but he's still very comedic, such as being kicked in the face by Karen, parking in the handicap stop due to having a bad back, being forcibly dressed as an old man, and more. Series also has too much comedic sociopathy so yeah.
But even without that, he's still nonetheless very inconsistent. He clearly cares for his family, as he wants for them to go into assassination believing it's for the best and even lets them choose willingly. He does give no shit about them not wanting this initially, but he later learns the error of his ways given he lets his bad memories of them stay and also gives him a friendly note to Karen. He also gains a bond for Mr. Puzzles and Toomp, going through fun adventures escaping the law and only fighting Puzzles due to him claiming there was nothing between them, and he also becomes friends with him later, giving him back the bullet he gave Puzzles as a gift.
The nail in the coffin is also in his last appearance. He aids Mr. Puzzles in stopping the universe from being destroyed despite knowing they won't be coming back and then they end up being friends again for genuinely good reasons, presumably sacrificing their own lives in the process.
Verdict?[]
Yes.