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| “ | I'm Tim Cheese, and I killed John Pork. And this is my story. That day. The day I snuck up behind John. You all think you know the story. You don't. John Pork. He was never supposed to exist. He thought he was untouchable. He thought he was a legend. But legends fade. All it took was a message. One message. And he walked right into my sights. I pulled the trigger. One shot. One legend. Erased. You still don't understand. Do you? John Pork wasn't just a pig. He was a problem. John was only the beginning. Pengu, Marvin, Agent 5.5. They're next. And you, the ones watching this. You think you're safe. John Pork is dead. Who's next? | „ |
| ~ Tim Cheese's confession. |
Timothy Weinersnitzel "Tim" Cheese is the main antagonist of the 2025 AI-generated John Pork Lore on TikTok.
He’s a well-known hitman who killed John Pork, a famous vlogger and alleged gang member. The shocking murder went viral, leading to a global online manhunt. Social media, forums, and internet communities became obsessed with finding him, and the internet was flooded with theories, sightings, and investigations—making Tim one of the most wanted figures in the digital world.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
- Orchestrated the Pacific Drug Smuggling Scheme, flooding coastlines with illegal substances.
- Led the Sniffing Cheese Smuggling Operation, a bizarre but highly dangerous international ring.
- Initiated the 1997 Crime Wave Saga, during which countless lives were disrupted or destroyed.
- Allegedly offered help to Osama Bin Laden to hijack a plane during the planning of the 9/11 attacks—though this offer was declined.
- Founded the Breadsticks Gang, a vast criminal empire spanning the U.S., Portugal, and Ireland.
- Recruited Justin Cheddar, his own cousin, into the organization—turning family into a tool for power.
- Killed Freakbob, Smurf Cat, and Quandale Dingle, all beloved meme characters, creating a wave of fear in the brainrot universe.
- Allegedly abused his wife, Tina Cheese.
- Murdered John Pork in cold blood, allegedly in revenge for Biggie Cheese’s death.
- Manipulated public perception by launching a smear campaign against John Pork, convincing many that Pork was the villain.
- Attempted to murder Simon Claw, a former ally, after deeming him “no longer useful.”
- Assassinated five FBI agents during a standoff, leaving only one alive to deliver a terrifying message: "No one can stop me."
- Murdered his ex-wife after discovering she had an affair with John Pork when he was still alive.
- Allegedly targeting Pingu, the wholesome penguin and close friend of John Pork, for an unknown reason.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- His entire existence is played for laughs, the so-called “lore” surrounding John Pork’s death is little more than a viral internet shitpost taken to theatrical extremes.
- While most memes frame him as a cold-blooded villain, some portray Tim in a more sympathetic light. In these interpretations of the lore, he’s shown to be deeply hurt and jealous after Tina Cheese left him for John Pork.
- Though his official backstory remains vague, many memes imply—or outright confirm—that Tim, John, and Pengu were once childhood friends. At some point, John and Pengu betrayed Tim, which is often cited as the turning point that led Tim down his dark and vengeful path.
External Links[]
- Tim Cheese on the Villains Fanon Wiki