| “ | You feel like making cookies. But nobody wants to eat your cookies. | „ |
The Baker is the main protagonist of the indie video game Cookie Clicker.
They were initially an ordinary person who started a cookie business. When the business proved to be a massive success, they begin to expand it, gaining omnipotence in the process. The Baker then conquers the entire universe along with the many alternate or parallel dimensions inside of it, proceeding to go on a quest to conquer the multiverse soon after with their out-of-control, cookie-making monopoly.
Their Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Them Heinous?[]
- After building farms, mines, and factories that produce cookies, they know that they pollute Earth's atmosphere and increase the levels of global warming. They also don't care when thousands of people are killed in accidents due to the rapid growth of their cookie-based business.
- The work conditions the Baker created are terrible as countless children are being sent to work in labor, workers being exposed to radiation and them getting poor salaries.
- When the workers attempt to protest against the treatment, the Baker just replaces them with robots and sends them to poor countries.
- They founded a cult dedicated to sacrificing humans to the gods so the cult can get more cookies. It also led to their cult using alchemy to make cookies more addictive than before.
- They have staff members overthrow the government and make their cult an official religion whilst allowing them to send spaceships to alien civilizations.
- They have their company use alien lifeforms to turn them into flavorful cookies as fates worse than death.
- Even after being told that they should not interact with lesser alien beings, they steal their resources without them realizing it and shows no remorse for this.
- After finding an ancient tablet and using it to open portals, they take the complaining workers into the portals to drive them insane.
- They have their workers kill an ancient god, mutilate his remains, and use his body to turn the deceased deity into a new cookie flavor.
- After opening the Cookieverse portals as a tourist spot, they have 73% of all people die from numerous accidents, including some of them being driven into insanity.
- After creating time machines and knowing that it will alter the course of history, they goes back to past to collect more cookies. This led important figures becoming monstrous forms of dough as fates worse than death.
- They shrinks their workers without considering and wanting the anti-cookies as delicious. When hearing their complaints, they don't care about them and refers them as "tiny and funny".
- To increase cookie production, they use prisms to turn light into cookies that are fatally dangerous and leave burns, causing the universe to have less light.
- After having their luck increased, they manipulate luck, probabilities and improbabilities to cause problems, including people being struck by a lightning multiple times.
- After making their cookies as the only food source in the universe, they force all societies within it into eating them as fates worse than death.
- It has their army defeat the robots who ransacked alternate universes for their riches.
- With the reducing machine, it turns infinite realities into a bowling ball he uses it for bowling to make cookies. What makes worse is that the trillions of living beings live in despair as a result of the Baker turning infinite realities into a bowling ball.
- After turning infinite realities into a single bowling ball, they take over the brains of the Cortex Bakers and painfully brainwashes them into working for them.
- After creating a countless number of their clones, it mutilates and abuses them for receiving deformities.
- They receive no punishment at the end of the game, making them a Karma Houdini.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- Their actions are played for black comedy since most of their worst actions are played for laughs.