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| “ | I'm sorry, the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she had another really bad period, became a totally crazy insecure childish evil maniac, turned into the Devil, and is now in the process of wiping out all of mankind! | „ |
| ~ Taylor, while on the phone, revealing her plans to destroy all of humanity. |
Taylor Allison Swift is a character from the Bart Baker music video series, serving as the main protagonist of his Taylor Swift parodies. She is actually a devil in a disguise of a human who has a petty grudge against those who have wronged her like the ones whom she dated and trying many ways to accomplish her evil deeds.
She was portrayed by Bart Baker.
Her Evil Rankings[]
What Makes Her Heinous?[]
- While she was belittled and ridiculed by anyone she encountered throughout her life, including her exes, this is an extremely petty excuse for her actions as she clearly holds a petty grudge against them for everything, even going great lengths to make them suffer.
- Despite being insane, she has a clear moral agency as she chooses to be evil. Not to mention that she's clearly aware and admitted that she’s crazy.
- In One Direction's "Kiss You" parody, she stalks One Direction to kill them, especially Harry whom she tells him that she knew he's trouble (referencing one of her songs) and that he belongs to her. Later, after she managed to survive the crash, she still continued to try to kill One Direction, even telling them to let her kill them.
- In "I Knew You Were Trouble" parody, to get back at them for dumping her, she stalks all five of her exes into a building to kill them with her pen and use their blood as her ink, but gets sent to an asylum.
- While she used to date her exes before, she threatened John Mayer that she'll pull out his teeth if he didn't marry her, harassing Jake Gyllenhaal by sending him a thousands of messages on e-mail before telling him she's having a baby (implied that she raped him despite being 9 years younger than him), watching Conor Kennedy constantly and threatening him to never cheat on her and lastly taping Harry Styles to a wall to prevent him from leaving her. Whenever she was dumped, she would often write a song about them out of spite.
- In "22" parody, after escaping from an asylum, she kidnapped all of her five exes to get back at them in several ways. She skins Harry’s face off and hits him with a bat when he asks for it back, ties up her exes with duct tape, then chains them together and threatens to cut off John Mayer’s tongue. After this, she shoots them to make them jump, hitting Joe in the butt. Soon after, she buries all of them in sand and forces them to watch Madea Goes to Jail, causing John’s eyes to bleed. She then tries to murder them all in a ritual to send them all to hell, but is thankfully interrupted by Jesus.
- In Kanye West's "Bound 2" parody, when Kanye got sent to hell after disrespecting and interrupting Nelson Mandela's speech after winning the 200,124th Annual Heaven Awards, she was eagerly ready to kill him as a revenge for his actions back at the 2009 Video Music Awards.
- In "Shake It Off" parody, she brainwashed an army of her fans and used them as pawns for her plans to get revenge on her haters and those whom she dated, implied of by killing them all.
- In "Blank Space" parody, while dating an underaged man from the Vine, she physically and emotionally tortured him in several ways, such as threatening to slit his wrists if he dares to get off the chair while painting his portrait, expressing her desire of torturing his butt first, casting a sweet love spell on him against his wishes, threatening to stab him before stabbing the heart-shaped white cake, forcing him to cuffed with her to prevent him from ever escaping, stabbing the painting of him, cutting holes in his clothes and finally attempt to kill him with a pitchfork before she was exorcised by Pope Francis.
- Additionally, she stated that she'll rule over the Earth soon one day and expressing her desire of killing Bart Baker for making music video parodies out of her, despite the man claimed of her copying him and stealing his plot by acting nuts and psycho.
- In "Style" parody, she stole a mannequin of a hot man and attempt to use him for a satanic ritual to bring him to life so he could be her new boyfriend because she believed she's better off without Harry Styles. Once after she does that, she is planning to killing and skinning Harry Styles together with him.
- In "Bad Blood" parody, after being betrayed by Katy Perry despite them previously working together, she and her team attempt to kill Katy and her team of sharks in retaliation before they're being taken down, which led to Taylor's period to be over.
- Before that, she even threatened to shoot both "Enema" and "Cat-P" with her gun for discussing her menstruation behind her back.
- In "Wildest Dreams" parody, after having been dumped and ridiculed by five of her exes, she went to kill them in various ways, like bashing John Mayer to death with his guitar, strangling Joe Jones with a phone string (which is irony since they broke up over the phone), leaving Jake Gyllenhall to die in explosion by the plane's self-destruct, putting a grenade inside Harry Styles' astronaut helmet to blow his head off and finally was about to kill Calvin Harris with a knife due to believing that he will dump her soon.
- Even though what she did was turned out to be her wild dream, she still enjoys doing it out of her own sadistic pleasure and holding a knife on her hand behind Calvin's back while she's sleeping with him just in case if he does anything drastic to her.
- In Calvin Harris' "This Is What You Came For" parody, out of paranoia and suspicion of Calvin over her beliefs of cheating on her with Rihanna, she decide to stalk him on everywhere he goes as she seems of didn't trust him despite his attempts to please her. After discovering that he's going to massage salon to get himself a handjob, she decide to cheat on him with Tom Hiddleston to spite him for this before absorbing his soul and put into a glass of bottle where the souls of her exes are inside.
- In her and Zayn's "I Don’t Wanna Live Forever" parody, she threatens Zayn into comply with her in threatening their exes Harry and Perrie that they'll kill themselves if they don't go back together. Once Harry arrived, she attempt to goad him into drinking a vial of poison so they could commit suicide together, but only for her to take the poison while Harry survived as he didn't drink the poison.
- In "Look What You Made Me Do" parody, she went to kill both Kanye West and Katy Perry in retaliation by choking the former in the neck with her hands and bashing the latter in the head with a guitar to death. While showing her desire to destroy the entire humanity and the world, she nuked an entire city which may have killed many countless people here and resulted in turning the city into a desolated state, which may implied that a bunch of skulls where Taylor is seen standing at while she's in front of the T-shaped throne may be her victims.
- However, even after her soul was trapped inside a cat, she then proceed to peeing on Kanye's (who is reincarnated as Jesus) face out of spite.
- She easily passes the heinous standards due to having the highest attempted kill count in the series.
What Makes Her Inconsistent?[]
- She is obviously too comedic to qualify as Pure Evil or Near Pure Evil since she is from a music video parody series and the rest of her crimes are played for black comedy.
- In spite of everything, she felt genuinely wronged and hated by everyone and was best explained in "Shake it off" where she shows to be sad over the fact she cannot keep a date nor take anymore hate and just wanted the whole world to love her. In “Bad Blood”, she also admits that she’s full of insecurities.
External Links[]
- Taylor Swift on the Villains Wiki