| “ | NO [Hot Singles] LEFT IN TOWN! THAT [Hochi Mama] FROZE THEIR ASSETS, GAVE ME THE CHANCE TO BREAK IT DOWN! (Be a big shot, yeah, break it down!) EVERYBODY HAS THEIR [Shot]! YOU [Dare] TO [Violate Terms & Conditions]?! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT! | „ |
| ~ Spamton explaining his rise to power and how he has been "betrayed" by Kris/the SOUL. |
| “ | [Bigger and better than ever!] 'BOUTTA BE A WARM DECEMBER! LET YOU [Steal] THE [Fountain]?! NEVER!!! [Don’t touch that] [Lever]! PERHAPS I HAD TO CHANGE THE PLOT BUT FACE IT, [Bambi], YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT! AND [Hochi Mama] DOES IT FEEL LIKE [$4.99], BOY, WHAT A [Death]! | „ |
| ~ The opening lyrics to Snowgrave NEO. |
| “ | HEAR THE [Pipis] CRY, HEAR THE [Pipis] FRY! I'M THE [Big]GEST HENCE MY [Towering defense]! IT'S JUST LIKE [Dave & Buster's] AND GOLIATH, 'CEPT GOLIATH'S THE ONE WHO TRIUMPHS! [You are so] [so] [small!] YOU JUST DON'T STAND TALL! FRANKLY, I'M APPALLED THAT YOU FIGHT AT ALL!! [Please remember to take your receipt], ONCE IN MY FIRE YOU FACE DEFEAT! TRY TO PUT MY PLANS ON ICE?! NOW YOU'LL WATCH THOSE NUMBERS RISE! | „ |
| ~ The last part of "Snowgrave NEO", sang by Spamton moments before killing Noelle. |
Spamton G. Spamton is a recurring character in Juno Songs' lyrical covers of video game songs, serving as the main protagonist-villain of BIG SHOT and Snowgrave NEO, a cameo character in REAL SANS MEGALOVANIA (NOT CLICKBAIT!), and one of the two titular main protagonists (alongside Bowser) of BOWSER vs SPAMTON.
Like in canon, he is an unhinged homeless salesman who tries to achieve freedom through uploading himself into a machine and becoming the much stronger Spamton NEO. To do this, helps Kris and Noelle in their killing spree across the Cyber City so he can take over what remains of it. In a different version of those events, he became Spamton GIGA after entering Queen's mecha.
After somehow managing to escape the world of Deltarune, he entered the world of Super Mario 64 and had a fight with Bowser over the Jumbo Star.
His Evil Ranking[]
Debated Validations[]
- It's heavily implied the Spamton seen in Juno's covers and the Spamton seen in Man on the Internet's Deltarune the (not) Musical are the same character, which would give him even more moral agency issues due to acting even more insane and being Gaster's puppet, and has a sympathetic death at the end of MOTI'S "BIG SHOT" cover. However, this wasn't confirmed.
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
- In the first two videos, he helps Kris/the SOUL emotionally abuse Noelle Holiday into a serial killer who freezes dozens of Darkners to death, even boasting that "THOSE [Schmucks] STOOD NO CHANCE". This becomes even worse in Snowgrave NEO, as Noelle expands her rampage into Queen's Mansion and accidentally kills Kris.
- He proceeds to take over the Queen's Mansion and become the king of the Cyber World and, depending on the song, either turn into his NEO or GIGA form to become unstoppable.
- He also reveals in the Snowgrave NEO he wants to reach Heaven to become its king.
- He lacks the huge majority of his redeeming qualities. While he still has his tragic past as he outright begs Noelle to "please just let me free" [sic] during Snowgrave NEO and admits he wants to gain freedom during BOWSER vs SPAMTON, it's not enough to justify his actions.
- He sadistically mocks Kris' attempts at calling for help, mocking them about how nobody would come to save them because they treated all their friends as expendable puppets to use for their own gain.
- He reveals in Snowgrave NEO he will reform the entire Cyber City in earthquakes and thunderstorm.
- At the end of Snowgrave NEO, he outright kills Noelle while laughing.
- In BOWSER vs SPAMTON, he apparently managed to reality-warp the entire world to have giant statues of himself, mocks Bowser for being upset over it and tries to kill him so he could gain the Jumbo Star to gain his freedom while mocking him about no one will miss him. He ultimately succeeds in this, even though he doesn't outright kill Bowser.
- It's also worth to note that Bowser is creeped out by him during the song due to the fact nothing he says makes sense.
- He also hints that trying to gain freedom with the Jumbo Star is just one small part of his "master plan", although it's unknown what he means by this.
- The fact he directly states he escaped from "THAT OLD [Tale]" and mentions games in his dialogue implies that he quite literally travelled between worlds. While it's unknown how, given how Snowgrave NEO ended, it's possible he used Kris' SOUL to do so: this, however, is unconfirmed.
- While he is insane, nothing implies this is to the point of having moral agency issues.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- He's not even remotely serious enough to be Near Pure Evil, as he references several memes in both songs. His cameo in one of the many "MEGALOVANIA" covers and the Big Shot Splatoon April Fools video is also played for laughs.
- His motives are at least partially well-intentioned, as he mentions he'll donate to charity after killing Noelle and claims there will be no more pain after she's dead.
- While it's incredibly hypocritical given how he helped it, his disgust at Kris and Noelle for their actions is at least partially genuine.
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