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"Mature Content Warning!" |
| “ | You motherf*ckers invite non-Nintendo characters, onto my track?! | „ |
| ~ Mario announcing his murderous and racist intentions. |
| “ | You're not Nintendo......You're.....You're Pretend-o....You're All...RACE TR-8RS!!!! | „ |
| ~ Racist Mario's villainous breakdown after thinking the Nintendo are conspiring against him. |
Mario is the titular main villainous protagonist of the 2014 animated YouTube parody Racist Mario, made by the English-speaking animator duo Flashgitz.
He is Nintendo's flagship character, the brother of Luigi, the fiancée of Princess Peach and the best friend of both Yoshi and Toad. Unlike his canon counterpart, who is a kind and selfless hero who always saves his friends and enjoys his free time by organizing races, this Mario is a xenophobic Nintendo purist who sets himself in destroying all non-Nintendo owned characters for "interfering" in his "Mario Kart video game".
He was voiced by Alex Walker Smith.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
- His reason to become evil is stupidly banal and trivial: his new Mario Kart video game included non-Nintendo characters and he felt that characters not invented by Nintendo shouldn't be included in a game of them and just be sent back to their consoles, which he basically wants the non-Nintendo characters go back to their own country.
- Hits Knuckles with his kart for a while before decapitating and blowing him up with a Bob-omb after he refused to listen to his demands.
- Princess Peach casually mentions to Sonic the Hedgehog and Luigi that Mario always takes things too seriously, implying with her black eye that Mario is a domestic abuser who isn't above beating her up.
- Incinerates the young Anakin Skywalker aboard his Podracer despite him not doing anything bad to Mario and just expressing his enthusiasm for Podracing.
- This crash maims and burns Anakin alive, and Emperor Palpatine appears out of nowhere, seemingly to turn off the fire by peeing on Skywalker.
- Throws an item box onto Yoshi's face, injuring his eyes with the shards and making Yoshi put so many eggs until he fatally crashed against a tree out of the road.
- Shoves a giant banana inside Donkey Kong's bottom just for antagonizing him in Donkey Kong for twenty-three years, which exits through his mouth and understandably kills him.
- Turns into a Bullet Bill just to get the n-word pass and sadistically goes after Luigi while calling him the n-word, flying against Sackboy and destroying him in the process.
- Strangles Sonic with his fist and, just to taunt him about his speed, presses him against the speed up track, which essentially saws part of his face and leaves him totally injured and weakened for the rest of the video.
- What's worse is that while Sonic was ultimately saved and healed by Ash Ketchum when he captured the blue hedgehog inside his Pokeball, it's heavily implied that Sonic will serve as Ketchum's sex slave, considering how Ash stripped himself while saying he could force Sonic to do whatever he was as he played with his nipples.
- Tries to burn Luigi alive with his fireballs, refusing to acknowledge Luigi as his brother anymore due to him approving the inclusion of non-Nintendo characters in the game. He only doesn't get to kill Luigi because Kratos took advantage of his distraction.
- Throws the decapitated head of Crash Bandicoot against Kratos, suggesting that he killed Crash before the parody's events.
- Obtains an Uzi and shoots at Kratos with it to no avail.
- Devours Toad's head without his consent and enlarges himself to burn Kratos alive with his own fireballs, forcing Kratos to leave his kart and defeat Mario like he often does with his supernatural enemies.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- He's not taken seriously at all to be even NPE, as he's a parody of "childish villain with zero redeeming qualities and with 0% possibility of being redeemed" as well as all of his crimes being played for black comedy.
External Links[]
- Racist Mario on the Villains Fanon Wiki
