| “ | Prepare the green lazer that hurts. | „ |
| ~ Jean-Louis ordering to fire the Death Star superlaser. |
| “ | Ach! There was a planet around the hair salon. Little collateral damage. | „ |
| ~ Jean-Louis after accidentally detroying Alderaan. |
Jean Louis Apfelglück is a major character in the Star Wars french parody Star Wars Deconne. He serves as the parody version of Grand Moff Tarkin. He is an employe from the optician Optic 2000 and is in charge of the Death Star.
His evil ranking[]
What makes him heinous?[]
- He threatened Leia to detroy her hair saloon on Alderaan if she refused to go on a date with Vader. When she accepted, he decided to detroy it anyways. The Death Star superlaser accidentaly detroyed the whole planet, but Jean-Louis showed not remorse for that, instead calling it a little collateral damage.
- When his pizza was detroyed, he wanted to detroy Italia for revenge but accidentally destroyed the whole Earth and like with Alderaan showed no remorse for it.
- He ruined Luke and his friends vacation by sabotaging the ski slope.
- Star Wars Deconne having initialy a low heinous standard, Jean-Louis highly increased it with the planet he detroyed. And while the planet destruction were accidental, the fact that he tried to detroy Italia (a whole country) is enough for him to pass the standards.
What makes him inconsistent?[]
- Like all the characters in Star Wars Deconne, he not taken seriously enough to be PE or NPE.
- He and Vader have a mutual friendship.
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 Inconsistenly Heinous
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