| “ | I knew one time you would turn against me, so that's why I put electro chips in your bodies so I would kill you all in an instant. Now kill this group or you'll share the fate! | „ |
| ~ General Port threatening his men if they don't kill the innocent group of people. |
| “ | Why do you still love your child? … After his mass kill onto you, after he has given you every single cut on your skin, why do you still stick for your kid? HOW?! | „ |
| ~ General Port during the final confrontation with Boris. |
General Alexander "Alex" Port is the main antagonist of Isaac Anderson's 2017 GoAnimate movie, Caillou and Boris. He is the military chief, regarded as the greatest American solider of all time. He is the archenemy of Boris.
He was voiced by Paul, a text-to-speech voice from Oddcast.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
- He lies about the reason for him quitting the army by telling Caillou that “killing isn’t his character” which is contradicted in the film because of all the deaths he causes throughout the movie. In reality, he was fired because of an accident involving his soldiers getting killed due to him thinking the ISIS space was where a giant rock was. He even shot one of his soldiers in the chest just for calling him out on his mistake.
- Despite having stored them legally, he keeps the disembodied heads of two Afghan soldiers in his museum, which may hint at an obsession with corpses.
- When a gunshot was heard in his bedroom, that being his wife getting killed, he swears this’ll be the last time he engages in combat which ends up not being true at all as he kills many people throughout the film.
- When he calls for an evacuation of the tourists inside the house, he throws Caillou out of a window, although Caillou suffers no damages from this. It’s still horrible, considering he could’ve suffered even worse injuries than he would face in the movie.
- He declares war against one man, Boris, for killing his wife, and despite Brenan telling him this isn’t a good idea, he still insists on getting all his men to track him down and kill him.
- He surrounds an innocent group of people with tanks demanding to know where Boris is, despite them not knowing at all who he is, he later labeled them as “criminals” for “treason against America”.
- When Brenan calls him out on wanting to kill the innocent group of people having a picnic, he punches him and electrocutes one of his soldiers to death to prove a point.
- He places microchips in his soldiers because he knew one day they would turn against him, and if they didn’t do what he said, he would electrocute them to death.
- All of his soldiers’ crimes weigh onto his shoulders because they are being forced to kill innocent people against their will, which leads them to kill an innocent group of people having a picnic and hurting innocent civilians who did nothing wrong.
- Boris’ youngest child, Rosie, was also caught in the group of people having a picnic surrounded by tanks, and she was also killed.
- He tries throughout the film to kill Boris and Caillou many times. Although his reasoning for wanting to kill Boris is understandable, Caillou did nothing wrong to him at all.
- He breaks into Boris and Caillou’s house trying to search for them and shoots one of his soldiers for trying to shoot him.
- When Boris and Caillou arrive home, he has his soldiers hide inside the house for them to kill the two, which they attack the two of them. This makes it clear that despite previously being considered an honorable soldier, he is not above violating the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution.
- When his men refuse to kill Caillou like they were instructed to, he electrocutes the group of people tasked to kill him.
- He detonates a bomb inside Boris and Caillou’s house as a backup plan in case they don’t die.
- When he realizes one of the people he killed earlier was Rosie after Boris told him, he feels no sympathy for it and calls it revenge for killing his wife, which shows he is definitely not above killing children. To make things worse, he doesn’t believe Boris has been punished enough for his crimes and only wants to kill Caillou to make Boris suffer even more.
- This further subverts the potential for him to have standards with children, as expressed in an earlier scene where he warns “sensitive” children not to follow him to his exhibit of two soldiers’ disembodied heads.
- He electrocutes and explodes one of his soldiers in a tank as punishment for attempting to kill him out of rebellion.
- He blackmails Boris’ nephew Samuel Caillou to give him the location of Boris and Caillou, bribing him with an Oreo, and once he reveals the location, he shoots him in the head anyway which kills him.
- In Boris’ dream, he brutally strangles Caillou and breaks his neck with one hand, then shifts the cliff far away from Boris so he can’t catch up, leaving him to fall to his death. When Boris wakes up, he holds a gun to his head, implying that Port’s actions have driven him to attempt suicide.
- When he catches a soldier trying to destroy the device that controls the microchips placed in them, he shoots him and kills him. Before he leaves the room, he tells Brenan, who he considered his best employee, that he’ll always take a closer look at him, and that he also isn’t safe from the fate many other soldiers got from him.
- He kidnaps Caillou to use him as bait to get Boris to come to him, planning to torture the boy and later kill him once he’s done. This leads to him manipulating Caillou into believing his own love for his father is a lie by showing him videos of Boris expressing hatred for him behind his back, which made Caillou want to kill his father.
- His entire military group started going out of control because of him and it led to over six thousand people in New England dead.
- When all of his soldiers team up against him, he refuses to surrender and instead assaults them as they shoot at him.
- When Brenan stands up to him once more, he beats him up and then shoots him, which results in his death.
- He shoots Caillou in the chest which results in bad injuries, nearly killing him, despite both of them having the common interest of killing Boris at the time.
- During the final confrontation he asks Boris why he still loves his child while trying to kill him, although this action does make Port finally realize what he is doing is wrong.
- Unlike most GoAnimate/Vyond videos where the villains and crimes are played for laughs, a majority of General Port’s crimes are played completely seriously with very few comedic moments.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- He has a justified reason to want to kill Boris due to him killing his wife, proving he cares about his wife. Despite this, his tragedy doesn’t justify him completely considering the lengths he took just to try and kill one person, which ended up leading to thousands of innocent people dead.
- He's too remorseful for NPE. In his final moments, he realizes all the damage he caused and cries over it, and Boris shoots him before he could redeem himself.
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