El Macho (Fancy Turkey Films)

Inconsistently Heinous
Full Name	Eduardo Perez
Alias	El Macho
Origin	Macho Cinematic Universe
Allies	The Avengers Clone Troopers
Powers / Skills	Super Strength Knife Skills Power of Mexican Flag Manipulation
Goals	Kill the Illuminati (Succeeded). Turn Anakin to the Dark Side. Get the Clones to betray and Murder their hero generals (Succeeded).
Worst Actions	Destroying the Illuminati and Putting Earth-838 in jeopardy Killing kronk for not joining him Getting the Clones to execute Order 66
Kill Count	9 directly, countless indirectly
Crimes	Mass Murder Manipulation Assault and battery
Type of IH	Parodic Mastermind

“	Buenos dias, my friend! I think it's time...so, are you in?	„
	~ El Macho ordering the Clone Troopers to execute Order 66.

Eduardo Perez, better known as El Macho, is the main protagonist of the Machoverse.

He kills all of Earth-838's Illuminati for no apparent reasons. El Macho laters manipulates Anakin Skywalker into joining him before telling all the clone troopers to execute Order 66.

He is voiced (through archive recordings) by Benjamin Bratt.

His Evil Ranking

What Makes Him Heinous?

• First off, he kills every member of the Illuminati in brutal yet funny ways.
  • He has his pet chicken sneak behind Black Bolt and steal his mouth, causing him to panic, and the chicken bursts out of Black Bolt’s head, killing him.
  • He uses his knives to turn Reed Richards into spaghetti and pops his head.
  • He uses the power of the Mexican flag to bounce Captain Carter’s shield right at her, sending it through her waist and cutting her in half.
  • He uses a salsa and salsa gift card to depower Captain Marvel (Maria Rambeau) and kills her by crushing her with his butt.
  • Thanks to El Macho, Earth-838 is more vulnerable to future threats since they have no protectors.
• He attempted to turn Anakin to the Dark Side to make a "spectacular" return to evil.
• He brainwashes the clones to kill many heroes by telling them to execute Order 66, the ones showed on screen Buzz Lightyear, Tim Lockwood, Hosea Matthews, and War Machine.
  • According to Mr. Incredible discovers Order 66, there were many more deaths than just the ones in the video.
• Killed Kronk just for refusing to help him and Dr. Nefario take over the world.
• Beat up the Predator for no reason, resulting in the alien committing suicide as a way to end its suffering and get justified vengeance on El Macho.
• While initially somewhat affable to him, he beat up Master Shifu, with the ancient master only escaping because he told El Macho someone was behind him, a trick the supervillain fell for.
• While he can sometimes be heroic, as in his first chronological appearance, when he joined the Avengers and helped them defeat the Chitauri, this was simply out of wanting to pretend to be a hero rather than genuinely wanting to stop the Chitauri.

What Makes Him Inconsistent?

• Despite his brutal mass murder of the Illuminati, the work he comes from is a parody, and his actions are played for laughs.
• He was outraged when Homelander killed Pollito, his pet chicken, even viciously beating the latter over it, proving that he truly cares for Pollito.

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