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| “ | I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was (imitating Shadow) "THIS BIG" (regular voice) and I said "that's disgusting"! So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! (Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what!? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! | „ |
| ~ Dr. Eggman calling out Shadow on Twitter for taking a piss on his wife, and his most famous quote. |
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, better known as Dr. Eggman, is the main antagonist of SnapCube's Sonic the Hedgehog dubs, part of the Real-Time Fandub Games series.
He is an evil, incompetent and incredibly angry scientist whose motives vary between dubs, but usually involve taking over something, most likely the world. He is the son of Professor Gerald Robotnik and the arch-nemesis of Sonic the Hedgehog and, to a lesser extent, Shadow the Hedgehog.
He wa voiced by Alfred Coleman/PaperBoxHouse.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
In general[]
- Despite the Real-Time Fandub Games dubs of the Sonic the Hedgehog series having plenty of cataclysmic villains such as Satan, Memphis Tennessee, and the Vibes, this does not mean Dr. Eggman fails the in-story heinousness standards. Satan, Memphis, and the Vibes all have far more resources than Eggman does since they all have supernatural abilities, whereas Eggman simply has his army of robots. The only villain with similar resources is Shadow the Hedgehog, and even then Shadow only did what he was able to do because he had the Chaos Emeralds. Furthermore, unlike other villains who are more or less one-shot, Dr. Eggman consistently poses a threat across much of the Sonic fandub videos.
Sonic Adventure 2[]
- Blows up an entire island solely to kill Shadow and Sonic.
- Takes over Victoria's Secret, Best Buy, the news, and a walnut-looking planet.
- Uses the walnut planet to shoot a laser at Earth, however instead it ends up hitting the moon. But even then he shows zero remorse over the mistake, simply cursing out the moon because it never had the cheese he wanted, and he explicitly asks everyone if they are ready to die and that it'll be like Evangelion.
- Threatens to kill Sonic and take the Chaos Emeralds after Sonic literally fucked his crops.
- Threatens to shoot Amy in the face should Sonic not get out and put down the Piss rock.
- He almost killed Sonic by trapping him in capsule for farting then sending it into space to explode.
- Plans to control the universe and force everyone in it to watch his Splatoon 2 let's plays and Vine compilations.
- Kills countless robots while escaping from the facility, which he himself states are becoming sentient.
- Threatens to kill Shadow and then kill him again.
- Attempts to make Amy jump into the ocean.
- Blows up Hawaii in an attempt to kill Sonic and Shadow, likely killing everyone living in Hawaii.
- Takes a SUPER LASER PISS on the moon (which caused half of it to be destroyed) because Shadow fucked his wife (and peed/pissed on her as well), with him also planning on doing the same to Earth (however he was drunk while doing so).
- Threatens to destroy the world after his wife chose to fuck everyone in the world except him.
- Ultimately got away with his actions, only not getting a burrito from Chipotle.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)[]
- Tries forcing Elise to get onto his ship.
- Kidnaps Elise at least 18 times.
- Attempts to kill Shadow and Rouge via his robots, this would also end up accidentally freeing Memphis Tennessee.
- Threatens to turn Sonic, Tails and Knuckles into Minecraft PS4s.
- It is revealed in this dub that he is Shadow's father, thus making him partly responsible for a lot of Shadow's crimes.
- Gives Elise the cruel choice that either she jumps off his ship or he pushes her off himself. That being said, he immediately backpedaled when Elise decides to go through with it.
- Was openly happy when learning that Sonic was killed by Memphis Tennessee.
- Seemingly was gonna piss on the moon again before getting cut off.
Sonic Riders[]
- Threatens to step on each one of the Babylon Rogues.
- Kidnaps Amy after she stows away on his Egg mobile and briefly uses her as a hostage.
- Holds Team Sonic and the Babylon Rogues at gunpoint and forces them to hand over the supposed leaked script for Click 2.
Shadow the Hedgehog[]
- Threatens to murder Shadow in order to sin.
- Turned the sky into a fuchsia Windows background and killed many Deku Trees.
- Made an army of Shadow clones in order to take over Apple.
- Has apparently been killing his own sentient robot minions in order to rack up their sin points, as they are shown on his hell spider's screens after he remarks the people on them are those he's killed.
- Has enough sin points to take over Hell.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- Real-Time Fandub Games is a fandub of video games that's played for laughs and not meant to be taken seriously. As such, most of his evil deeds are themselves entirely comedic, such as causing global cataclysm by pissing on the moon or attempting universal domination to make everyone watch his Splatoon 2 let's plays.
- He is On & Off. When there's an actual threat like Memphis Tennessee or the Devil comes in to menace the world, he will end up siding with the heroes.
- One of his defining traits is his sheer incompetence, as he pretty much never accomplishes any of his plans. Granted while he did blow up the moon, that wasn't his original intention, and no harm ever came to anyone from the incident.
- He has standards, as even he finds the Devil's parasocial relationship with Shadow unhealthy, disturbing, and is also hurt by the thought of his dad encouraging such actions. He's also against bestiality, as he and Sonic's friends expressed disgust when Elise kissed his corpse to bring him back to life.
- He's arguably a scapegoat, as in Shadow the Hedgehog, he's repeatedly assaulted and killed by Shadow, who wants to rack up sin points himself, even when he hasn't done anything to provoke him, and him going insane after being trapped in a building fighting robots for 3 years.
- He has various pet the dog moments, such as when he sincerely warns Shadow about the dangers of forming a gambling addiction after losing $300,000 in a game of poker and only coming out with $700.
Trivia[]
- He is one of the two Sonic Real-Time Fandub IHs, Alongside Actual Satan.
External Links[]
- Dr. Eggman (Real-Time Fandub Games) on the Villains Fanon Wiki
- Dr. Eggman (Real-Time Fandub Games) on the Real-Time Fandub Wiki
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