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''Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you. ME!''
~ Douche's most famous quote

Douche is the main antagonist of the 2016 adult animated feature film Sausage Party.

He is quite both literally and metaphorically a douche who actively tries to get revenge on Frank and Brenda for breaking his nozzle (even though it wasn't their fault). To do so, Douche kills multiple products that he comes across along the way.

He was voiced by Nick Kroll, who also voiced Professor Poopypants in Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie.

His Evil Ranking[]

What Makes Him Heinous?[]

  • Upon falling out of the cart with the other foods due to one of them committing suicide, upon spotting Frank and Brenda, he blames them for breaking his nozzel and attempts to attack them only to be swept away and taken to the dumpster.
  • Upon arriving at the dumpster, after lamenting that his dreams would not be fulfilled, when he spots a juice box, he proceeds to rape it in order to transfer its energy into his and kills it by ripping it apart.
  • When he arrives at the bar and doesn't see Frank and Brenda there as Tequila said they were, he kills him by smashing his body on a table, breaking it, leaving only his head and tosses it at one of the other products in the bar before threatening to kill everyone else if they don't get him Frank and Brenda.
  • Upon finding Brenda with her friends, he tried to feed on her "appropriately" only for her to take off the sticker covering one of his scratches, causing him some pain and try to escape him with her friends, causing him to give chase after her only to get stuck between two walls.
  • He snatches, drinks, and essentially kills multiple products that come across him while he's stuck just to get more energy.
  • He quite literally shoves himself up Darren's ass, and while in control of him by painfully pulling his scrotum, causes the deaths of a few products along the way.
  • When Frank tries to come at him, Douche grabs him and tries to kill him by eating him, starting off by biting a bit off his body only to be stopped by the rest of the characters who blast him and Darren to their deaths.
  • While he seemed to have a genuine friendship with Chips, it's unknown if he actually cares for him as he never mourned his loss after getting run over by a shopping cart.
  • Although he felt insecure because his nozzle was bent and his dreams could not be fulfilled, this is not played out for sympathy as he kills other foods that had nothing to do with it. Not to mention he attacked Frank and Brenda who had absolutely nothing to do with it.
  • Despite the high heinous standard, he still passes for killing more product than other villains in the franchise.

What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]

  • He is played for laughs too much to be NPE and isn't taken seriously at all, with numerous comedic moments such as:
    • For starters, his entire character is a parody of a stereotypical douche in real life.
    • The running gag of him saying an object pun and other characters taking it literally, which causes him to insult them when they wonder if he's talking about them.
    • His perverted tendencies towards Camille Toh and failing to catch up with her and her shopping cart.
    • Him trying to come at Frank and Brenda only for Darren to sweep him up and take him to the dumpster.
    • His insecurities being played more as a joke than actual sympathetic moments.
    • Him hitting himself onto the hubcap of a forklift.
    • His killing of a juice box being played for black comedy.
    • Him feigning his affability to Jose only to smash him and drink his fluids, later to throw his head onto El Guaco's crotch.
    • Him calling Kareem Abdul Lavash "some stupid floppy thing that nobody knows exactly what it is".
    • Him chasing Brenda, Teresa del Taco, Sammy Bagel Jr., and Kareem Abdul Lavash, only to get stuck between two aisles and Teresa insulting him in Spanish, while also making a reference to The Wizard of Oz by saying "I'm gonna get you my pretty, I'm gonna get you and your little sausage too!".
    • Him shoving himself up Darren's anal rectum and taking control of him by grabbing his crotch.
    • His death of being shot up in the air alongside Darren and exploding like a firework.
    • Finally he is from Sausage Party, a comedic parody of children's CGI animated films such as Toy Story which further outlines just how Douche was never intended to be taken seriously.

Trivia[]

  • While some people say he doesn't qualify (because his primary killing targets were Frank and Brenda which is "kill-the-hero" villainy), this isn't true because he killed other groceries, however, if this were to be true, it would've stripped him from his Inconsistently Heinous status and make him bog-standard.
  • Douche is, alongside Shaw, King Leonard Mudbeard and Zeta, one of four Sony Pictures Animation characters to be Inconsistently Heinous.
    • Likewise, Douche and Shaw are the only ones to not belong to the Angry Birds franchise and to never redeem themselves.
  • Douche is the first Inconsistently Heinous character in a computer-animated adult feature-length film, as Sausage Party was the first computer-animated adult feature-length film ever.

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Constance Nebbercracker | Shaw | King Leonard Mudbeard | Douche | Akihiko Kayaba | Glenn Arias | Abraham Van Helsing | Zeta

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Daki | Kokushibou | Akihiko Kayaba | Wrath (Fullmetal Alchemist) | Kirei Kotomine

Live-Action Features
The Man With No Name | John Kreese | T-800 | Ricky Chapman | Terry Silver | Candyman | Doctor Octopus (his tentacles) | Mr. Electric | Lizard | Danny McBride | Carrie White | Kim Jong-un | Donkey Kong | Walter White | Todd Alquist | Lemon | Tangerine

Animated Television
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Live-Action Television
Walter White | Saul Goodman | Gus Fring | Todd Alquist

Fanon
Bones | Miguel O'Hara | Spider-Man

See Also
Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul Inconsistently Heinous | Marvel Cinematic Universe Inconsistently Heinous | Netflix Inconsistently Heinous | Spider-Man Inconsistently Heinous

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