Conductor (YTPH El Expreso Bipolar 😔)

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“	Well? You coming? Where? Why, to Las Cucardas! To Peru? Hold on them. Where? Motherfcker, come on. I've got a schedule to keep... Where? Where? Where? Where? Fck, if I were your mother I would have aborted you.	„
	~ The Conductor mocking the Hero Boy for not understanding his instructions and annoying him.

The Conductor is the tritagonist of the 2021 YouTube Poop Hispano YTPH | EL EXPRESO BIPOLAR 😔 (YTPH | THE BIPOLAR EXPRESS 😔) made by Peruvian YouTuber Adan Blaze.

He is the conductor of the Bipolar Express, which intends to take several children to Las Cucardas. Unlike his original counterpart, who was a stern yet well-meaning mysterious man, here the Conductor is a weird creep who incites minors to have sex and isn't above threatening them if they disobey his authority aboard the train.

He was voiced (through archive recordings) by Salvador Delgado.

His Evil Ranking[]

Debated Validations[]

Expresses his liking for the Hero Boy's sister, thinking her to be sexy. This would be pedophilia, as Sarah is shown to be younger than her brother, but as Sarah doesn't appear onscreen in the video, we don't know if she is younger or older in this universe.
Apparently likes to pray and incites his passengers to do the same, but if he is religious then that would make him a huge hypocrite, as he sees no problem in inciting kids to have sexual intercourse nor to threaten them with rape. He even declares himself to be a god when the Bipolar Express narrowly avoids sinking.

What Makes Him Heinous?[]

Uses the Bipolar Express to take countless kids to Las Cucardas, a popular Peruvian brothel.
Request his passengers to have orgasms before boarding the Bipolar Express, asking the Hero Boy to grab his testicles if he wants to get into the train and later asking Billy to likewise have an orgasm if he wants to join them, though Billy declines.
Cruelly insults the Hero Boy for asking him too many times about the Bipolar Express' destination, assuring him that if he were his mother, he would have aborted him. Then shoots the Hero Boy in the shoulder with a gun of his own due to him keep annoying him with his repetitive question, though the Hero Boy survived.
Apathetically lets some of his passengers to tease each other aboard, as Know-It-All asks a kid to not pull down his pants.
Punches the Hero Boy's ticket with his ticket punch into reading "Give Me a Bl*wjob".
Punches the phrase "I Have an Erection" in Know-It-All's butt with his ticket punch offscreen.
Takes the Hero Girl away when she tries to explain him why did the Hero Boy apply the emergency brake, derisively calling her "slut" and strongly implying that he would rape her by the way he creepily looked at the Hero Boy from behind the wagon's door.
Apparently threatened his passengers beforehand to rape them if they disobey his authority, as Know-It-All warns the Hero Boy when he tries to go to rescue the Hero Girl.
Orders the Hero Boy and the Hero Girl to grab from his testicles when the Bipolar Express goes like through a rollercoaster, raping them in the process when he falls over them.
Threatens to let the Hero Girl fall into the ice to her death though he still rescues her for no apparent reason.
Treats his engineers with disrespect, referring to Smokey and Steamer as "whores" for not hearing his orders to turn the Bipolar Express to the right.
Though he saves the Bipolar Express with the assistance of his engineers from sinking into the icy lake, he takes all the credit by proclaiming himself to be a god and allows the Hero Boy and the Hero Girl to have sex over the locomotive while he jumps back into the train.

What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]

He is from a YouTube Poop, so of course he isn’t taken seriously due to being a parody.
His crimes were all played for laughs or black comedy.
He possibly cares for his passengers (except the Hero Girl) aboard the Bipolar Express as he does risk his life to save the train and prevent it from falling through the ice, ultimately succeeding at saving everyone with the help of his abused engineers.