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Captain Hero is the main protagonist of the Comedy Central adult animated series Drawn Together.
He is one of the housemates from the Drawn Together reality TV show. Despite being depicted as a "superhero", Captain Hero most often wears a behavior of a villainous character, almost always using his superhero talents in the worst situations or using them to their advantage. Practically, Hero is a satire and parody of Superman and other superheroes.
He was voiced by Jess Harnell.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
- Many episodes in the series, especially those in the third season, have him commiting a large number of crimes, more than almost any other character in the show, which usually involve mass destruction, rape, killings, among other crimes against humanity.
- One particularly infamous example of this is when he teamed up with the Terminator, which involved destroying buildings and killing a lot of people, just to hunt down Wooldoor.
- He treats his housemates horribly, being generally abusive to them, threatening them and usually physically/verbally attacking them often, or outright killing them in some episodes. He also sometimes threatens them with death if they don't do what he wants them to.
- Even outside of his housemates, he is generally a very abusive person towards others as well. In one episode he hangs Bizarro Captain Hero, and in another he tramples on an old woman.
- He is a serial necrophiliac, as many jokes involving him in the series involve him having sex with or raping the corpses of women.
- He is also pedophile and a zoophile, and rapes kids and kills them since it's in his hobby.
- In "Terms of Endearment", when he uses his X-Ray vision to watch Clara, Foxxy, and Toot in the shower, his X-ray vision gave Foxxy a brain tumor which caused her to pass out and turn into a racist stereotype. When she first passed out, he attempted to rape her, without feeling and sensitivity at first and was stopped by the rest of the housemates. Although Hero felt sorry for this at first, he then altered all of the space time continuum and recreated the universe to make everyone in there made out of boobs.
- In "Little Orphan Hero", he threw his home planet into the sun and killed all of the Zebulonians who lived there. He also raped a robot, his parents, and Xandir, tore out Xandir's intestines, and ate an unborn whale fetus.
- In "Captain Girl", Captain Hero ignored a cable car that plummeted to the ground, where everyone died and blamed it on Wooldoor.
- In "Xandir and Tim Sitting in a Tree", he smashed his head against Xandir's skull, making it bleed and killed him, fired a cannon at him, and attacked Xandir multiple times for dating his alter ego, Tim Tommerson, knowing that he himself was "Tim" exploring his gay side.
- In "The Lemon-AIDS Walk", he hits Xandir with his racket whilst playing Badminton claiming it 'interference'. Later Captain Hero starts taking steroids which caused him to go on a roid rage, where he stole money from all of his housemates, and even physically attacked Xandir while he was in the shower, smashed Ling-Ling with a hammer, killing him, and also tore out Toot's intestines while she was sleeping, and stole all of Foxxy's money. When confronted, he attacked and eventually killed all of his other housemates, including a 12 year old girl and a donkey. At the AIDS walk, Captain Hero beat up and killed all of the other walkers and blew up a lot of things with his powers.
- In "A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special", he played Xandir's father who beat his wife and gay bashed his son. He later switched over to playing Xandir's mother, where he killed Mary Lou Slutzki (Clara) by throwing her through a wall and hanging her from a tree.
- In "Spelling Applebee's", he gets Princess Clara on a date with him by kidnapping her cat, cutting off its paw, then killing it. He mentions having a passed-out college girl in his bedroom. Later he caused numerous extreme car crashes by destroying streets of heavy traffic with his superpowers, injuring and killing people in the process. In total, he caused 7 car crashes. (8 if you count the one where he stopped a car crash from happening by picking a car up off the ground and then discarding it behind him, where it blew up, killing a family of three with it). He also broke the legs of two drunk teenagers and left them on the ground. At the end of the episode, Clara once again dumps him, he then teaches Clara a lesson, by causing another car crash with her friends in it.
- In "N.R.A.y Ray", Captain Hero accuses Foxxy of raping him, after a break-in at their home causes him to act hysterical and delusional. He then purchases a revolver out of a vending machine, the revolver shoots an Indian of his horse. Feeling safe, he carjacks woman and her baby, accidentally shoots the camera in the confessional room (Blood is shown). He begins keeping watch on the house, prepared to shoot anyone who might be threatening the housemates' safety, including a Chinese food delivery man, who turns out to be a ninja. After killing an innocent squirrel, Hero becomes consumed with a lust for blood and decides to take up hunting, he then buys a bunch of assault weapons and starts killing thousands of animals which even included Bambi's mother and Wooldoor. Captain Hero later states he is dating Bambi's dead mother.
- In "Mexican't Buy Me Love", Captain Hero breaks into an elderly farmer's couple house, where he claims they raised him as a baby, although they respond by saying they have never seen him before in their life. The old man reveals that Captain Hero broke his arm and made him were lipstick. After Captain Hero is allowed into the Cool Kids group, he throws pig feces at Xandir's house. Letting the popularity go too much to his head, he dumps Foxxy, then humiliates her by pushing her into a punch bowl table.
- In "Lost in Parking Space Part One", Captain Hero and Spanky teamed up against the rest of the housemates in the van and held everyone hostage in the van, threatening to shoot anybody who leaves with a gun. He makes out with Wooldoor and throws him, causing Wooldoor to break his leg. After he seized control over everyone, he and Spanky both built a fire for themselves and left everyone else to die in the cold. In the same episode Captain Hero chops off his own head and survives, after saying "No one really dies," he then invites the viewers at home to try it themselves.
- In "Lost in Parking Space Part Two", Captain Hero, along with the rest of the housemates (sans Clara and Foxxy) attempted to kill Xandir as well as eating the dead corpse of Ling-Ling. He also used his laser eyes on the engine of the van, attempting to blow it up.
- In "Charlotte's Web of Lies", Captain Hero was drunk driving and he ran over a homeless man, leaving him severely injured and mutilated. He then urinated on his body and shot him in the leg with a grappling hook, which he used to drag him behind the van, as he drove off to the store to get more beer. The next day, Wooldoor looks after the homeless man, and when he asks Captain Hero to take over.
- In "Breakfast Food Killer", Wooldoor mentioned that Captain Hero sodomizes him if he ever sits in his chair.
- In "Drawn Together Babies", Captain Hero served as the main antagonist for the episode. He tattled on the other babies for throwing their diapers against the wall and teamed up with Charlotte the babysitter against them.
- In "Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care", he managed to contact his 12 year old self from the past and he did nothing but abuse him the whole time. Captain Hero pestered his 12 year old self, telling him to do stupid, humiliating, and painful things to torture him as a joke. All of these things ironically made him who he is now.
- In the Drawn Together Movie, Captain Hero interrupts a family's funeral, falls in love with a dead woman named "Molly" and steals it while believing her family kidnapped her, and proceeds to repeatedly have sex with it until he eventually abandons it.
- Also in the movie, he doesn't save Clara from having her arms chopped off when she chose to sacrifice herself to the kingdom's guards, being too distracted with Molly's corpse.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- He originates from Drawn Together, a comedy series which heavily relies on crude humor, and where nothing is taken seriously.
- He is on and off, as while he mostly does villainous deeds, he has very occasionally done honorable deeds such as fighting against villains.
- Due to his stupidity and immaturity, he has moral agency issues, even admitting in "Ghostesses in the Slot Machine" that he doesn't even know that theft, rape, and murder are crimes and acknowledging that he is a terrible superhero.
Trivia[]
- Captain Hero and The Network Head are the only Drawn Together characters to be Inconsistently Heinous.
- Captain Hero is, alongside Beavis and Butt-Head, Bender Bending Rodriguez, and The Network Head, one of the five Comedy Central Inconsistently Heinous characters to not come from South Park.
External Links[]
- Captain Hero on the Villains Wiki
- Captain Hero on the Heroes Wiki
- Captain Hero on the Drawn Together Wiki
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 Inconsistently Heinous
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