“ | I will never be the same again. i can still see it every time i close my eyes | „ |
~ A character that is scared shitless to go into a taco bell after reading Dipper goes to Taco Bell. |
“ | and why can't i ascend into the real world? axolotl saw me as fiction compared to him, and so did the one above all. now THEY are mere fiction to ME. | „ |
~ A character that is scared shitless to go into a taco bell |
Omni-God Emperor Mason "Dipper" Pines, better known as A character that is scared shitless to go into a taco bell, is a character in the Joke Battles Wiki.
He is a version of Dipper Pines from an alternate universe. After the original Gravity Falls series ends, he discovers a book called "Secrets of Everything and Beyond", a collection of fanfictions written by various authors about him and the other characters in the series which had somehow ended up in his universe.
Dipper reads the book and is disgusted by its contents. When he reads the shock fic Dipper goes to Taco Bell, he becomes so enraged that he steals the powers of Bill Cipher by destroying his statue and killing everyone. With his new strength, he now attempts to break into real life to punish humanity for their sins.
He was created by the Fandom user Yellowpig10.
His Evil Ranking[]
What Makes Him Heinous?[]
- After reading Dipper goes to Taco Bell in the "Secrets of Everything and Beyond", he decided to seek vengeance against everyone who had ever wronged him.
- He destroyed and absorbed all of the powers the statue Bill Cipher turned into after he was defeated in the series finale of the original Gravity Falls, although Bill deserved it for what he had done.
- Using his newfound powers, he transcended into godhood and slaughtered everyone in the original Gravity Falls series, subverting any care he had for his friends and family and shedding almost every redeeming quality he had in the canon series.
- He planned on trying to break into real life to punish humanity for creating the awful fanfiction in the book he read. He was unable to as it was the only dimension he couldn't access.
- At the end of the page, it is shown that he had burned down every Taco Bell in the omniverse.
What Makes Him Inconsistent?[]
- With A character that is scared shitless to go into a taco bell being made on a wiki centered around joke battles, it's ultimately a parody of Dipper's actual character in Gravity Falls, with the page and character itself poking fun of its fandom for their ability to make disturbing fanfictions, most notably ones which utilize shock value. As such, he was not meant to be taken seriously.
- He was a tragic character, as he was once a hero who had saved his world numerous times but turned to evil after being traumatized by reading the book of fanfiction.